Acting
There is a place where hotties roam free as the wind, uninhibited and unbound by societal conventions like chastity and shame. In a secluded mountain valley, a hotbed of paranormal activity the locals took to calling "Ghost Gulch", stands a ramshackle country brothel. Here working girls ply their trade, servicing the lonely mountain men, and all is right in the world. Until one fateful day, when the hotties' fertile cleft (of land) attracts the attention of greedy politicians, gangsters, and corrupt cops, who tighten their stranglehold on the placid mountain nymphs until they finally squeeze too hard - and the nymphs fight back.
After Captain Murphy lost some of his men on his last mission to Mexico to bring back a US Senator, he has been plagued with unhappiness and bad dreams. When Murphy is given orders to go back to Mexico to help Mexican people slaving for Salvatore, a rich drug dealer, he must use a new technology plane to get there. The plane is technically advanced with a new protection luxury called 'Active Stealth'. Murphy and his men get aboard the 'Active Stealth', piloted by Hollywood who dreams of being an actor and embark to Mexico. The action never stops from then on when Salvatore sends his men in to block them from getting through.
A young orphan, heir to a vast fortune, is fostered into a somewhat bizarre family, primarily due to the fact that his foster mom can become invisible. When the child's cousins show up to get a bit of the youngster's fortune, his foster mom saves the day.
The Three Seasons Bikini Team (April, May & June) leave on a cross-country tour, but June sabotages the trip. They and the photographer end up in Pig Hollow, where Missy Sue is desperately looking for the deed to Ghost Gulch (where she lives with Pappy and Jeb). The evil Senator wants to find the deed first, so he can sell the land to the government for dumping nuclear waste. The girls end up giving their first ever topless show to raise the money to pay off the fake IRS bill produced by the Senator.
In a small Alabama town Conroy Biggerstaff Mann has a plan to take over Big Ray's Cantina. Rick Montana, a former sheriff, comes to town after his partner is killed during a drug bust. He is determined to mind his own business but can't resist helping out the underdog. He partners with Big Ray against the "Big Man" who first tries to win him over to his side then tries to beat him down. Finally it comes down to the results of a winner takes all Toughman like contest at the county fair. Special appearances by The Seay Family Circus, Lydia the Elephant, and Phred the Lizard.
Tara McCormick is sent to prison for the attempted murder of a local drug lord named Tommy Stompanato. Inside, she befriends Josie and is approached by a government agent to finish the job she started in exchange for her freedom.
Gordon Covington is a man who tries to make time for his family despite the demands of his job. But sometimes Covington's boss prevents him from keeping the promises he makes to his kids, and when he misses spending Christmas with the family, an elf named Randy decides to teach Gordon a lesson by turning him into someone else who has to work on Christmas -- Santa Claus.
The son of Charles Manson attempts to have his father released from prison by recreating the Manson murders with a girl he meets who is obsessed with the original Manson murders. This film was in production for over 2 years due to various conflicts and, though filming wrapped in 2003, it has yet to get a legitimate home video release.
Dr. David Stone is a scientist with a special interest in legends about the Okaloosa wilderness, where a violent, man-like beast is said to dwell, and where many campers have disappeared over the years. When local moneyman Milton St. John offers to fund an expedition to look for the monster, Stone readily accepts, not realizing that St. John's son was one of those missing campers, and that his financier is not interested in science, but in getting revenge on the beast!
2003 Archival Documentary on Dave F. Friedman
