Rosie May Bird Smith

As Megan faces her 30th birthday, the pressure to take the 'next step' in life is overwhelming. But when her own opinionated ovarian eggs start chiming in on her every move, she finds herself navigating not just the expectations of family and friends, but also the brutally honest commentary from within.

Meet Tony - a slightly gullible man who reads things online and takes them as gospel. One questionable article later and Tony has decided to splash some serious cash on the investment of a lifetime.