Patrick T. Griffin

For 30 y/o security guard, Clint Eastwood-Fogerty, a lifetime of living in the shadow of his namesake has left him bitter and frustrated. Enough is enough when Clint's arch-nemesis, a finicky vending machine, gets the best of him yet again. Is this the last straw? Or will Clint finally be able to live up to his namesake?

The events and subsequent media coverage of September 11th, 2001 create a sexual obsession that threatens to destroy a relationship.