Allan Payne

When Ellis is forced to get his hair cut, he's willing to do whatever it takes to make the excruciating ordeal that little more bearable...even if it means telling a lie that will pretty much ensure, when he dies, he's going to hell.

Life living on the picturesque, rural canals is calm, quiet, peaceful, tranquil, perfect...until a bearded, putrid, obnoxious, psychotic friend from the past turns up and moves onto your boat.