Acting
Austin, Texas, is an Eden for the young and unambitious, from the enthusiastically eccentric to the dangerously apathetic. Here, the nobly lazy can eschew responsibility in favor of nursing their esoteric obsessions. The locals include a backseat philosopher who passionately expounds on his dream theories to a seemingly comatose cabbie, a young woman who tries to hawk Madonna's Pap test to anyone who will listen and a kindly old anarchist looking for recruits.
Ilsa works for an Arab sheik who enjoys importing females to use as sex slaves.
American folklore goes nutty and smutty with Frankie and Johnnie... Were Lovers, and, "Oh Lordy, how they could love!" Especially since Frankie is played by everyone's favorite pouty-cheeked sex starlet, RENE BOND, and Johnnie is her frequent co-star and then-paramour, RIC LUTZE. As the trailer proclaims, "Lovers in real life, they give the performances of their careers!"
Previously lost rape and revenge mystery about a swastika-carving masked marauder that brutalizes women in Los Angeles.
Dr. Cock Luv and his assistant Fritz perform a series of experiments on female prisoners.
Count Dracula’s bearded nephew Count Al-Kum skulks around Las Vegas in a suit, cape and bow-tie spying on and trying to pick up women. He acts like a third-rate lounge comedian and reads aloud from “1001 Ways to Seduce Women” while doing annoying double takes, running into doors and talking to the camera with his forced Lugosi accent.
Eager to ensure a steady stream of beauties for his white-slavery racket, mobster Ernie Pulaski hires hot shot stud Jerry Sloan as a "talent scout," wining and dining women before sending them off to the castle of hulking mute Mama Lupo, who "conditions" them into subservience with drugs and torture.
Sex Freaks is a catalog of all things kinky - voyeurism, nymphomania, sadomasochism - with a few unusual novelties thrown in along the way (sex in a carwash, at a bullfight, underwater, in the snow). This unusual example of a Sex-Shockumentary posits that the Devil is responsible for our deviant ways!
Harry is investigating several murders which occur during the course of the movie. Untrue to his name, Harry Hard occasionally could use an assist from a production assistant, alas, several feet of film are wasted by the talent addressing the issue.
