Lisa K. Lanzi

Forced into hiding, a disgraced fast-food CFO is haunted by guilt, an omnipotent newsreader, and an Italian-American pizza mascot.

In 1979, a young bodybuilder named Arnold dreams of becoming the biggest movie star of all time. Arnold's agent warns him that his unique body and unusual accent are an obstacle to movie stardom, as is his near unpronounceable name...