Jordan P. Spalding

A crack-pot scientist aligns with the Axis of Evil to bring down the United States with EMP blasts, toxic zombification gas and by unleashing the ultimate undead killing monstrosity: the Z-REX. When a hot-wired militia squad and a crew of college hipsters are thrown together to do something about it, chaotic Predator-Thunder action runs amok.

Sadie is a teenage witch with all the regular problems. She's head over heels for her childhood best friend, James. The Devil is trying to force her to become his undead bride to rule over hell. And since her mom's disappearance, all the evil around town suddenly has it out for Sadie. But when a ghost from her mother's past threatens James- Sadie will stop at nothing to protect those she loves. The one problem? She doesn't really know how to use her magic.

The Muse finds herself pondering a fitting consequence for the lack of respect while the author fights writer's block to get her latest draft out on time.