Writing
One of Nejat Uygur's most legendary plays, Cibali Karakolu, may sound like a cliché, but it will take you away from the troubles, splinters, agops, crow's feet, and other annoyances of daily life and bring you back to the true spirit of the site.
A bored pasha in an undisclosed country (possibly Morocco?) has his ennui broken by a Charles Prince character dressed as a ballerina.