Tawanda Blair

In a trailer park on the outskirts of nowhere, all the characters edited out of every movie, book, play and TV show throughout history live together in close quarters. What happens when Jason, a techno-hero deleted from the latest Bruckheimer epic, arrives and falls in love with Lucy, the saucy cousin cut from Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice?

Self-centered Tyrone had learned that his great-cousin Emma has passed away. There is no cause for alarm until he is informed by a lawyer that a will has been left behind. For all Tyrone’s so-called kindness, he is left with broken furniture. To make matters worse, her most cherished belonging, a secret lockbox, was given to a local church. Tyrone sets out on a hilarious crime adventure to become a minister in order to steal the lockbox.