Thomas Getsey

Ricky Pherwinnikins is a young director who believes that his most recent film Punxsutawney Phil's Last Stand is going to be announced as the secret 11th Best Picture nominee during tonight's Oscar ceremony.

After Eve causes a cataclysmic event that sucks all apples into a dark void, the two surviving apples must recruit the help of Steve Jobs and Isaac Newton to save the Garden of Eden.

Abraham Lincoln died in 1865, Archduke Franz Ferdinand died in 1914, JFK died in 1963 - All 49 years apart. This is the story of the time-traveling Bullet who killed them.

A cargo-ship-piloting alien is on his usual livestock abduction route when an angry farmer sneaks aboard the ship disguised as a cow, with a burning desire for vengeance.

Three Greek intellectuals gather for the Great Summoning, a mysterious phenomenon that may take days to manifest. While they wait, they attempt to figure out what to do for the time being.

A needy young man confronts years of parental manipulation when he discovers that his father has gotten plastic surgery to look exactly like him.

QP, a troubled young man with an affinity for lobotomies and finger puppets, confronts his own humanity after capturing his newest victim.

A commercial for a local exorcism service gets hijacked by demonic forces.

A weary hitman— who must bash his own head with a hammer in order to enter a murderous state of parasomnia— is promised freedom from self-mutilation upon the completion of one last hit job.

A man purchases a mysterious product that promises to change his perception of life... and himself.

In the year 2134, a world where all childhood activities are outlawed for anyone over the age of 6, Officer Cyprus McGillicuddy attempts to expose an illegal underground group of gameplayers and fun-havers. Meanwhile, a dejected young man named Derby Turpentine sits off to the side, who could very well set off a chain reaction to change the world entire...

In 1957, Natasha Pritchard remotely monitors an alien-infested New Mexico town to get herself off of Death Row.