Karsyn Fletcher

Spencer works a dead end job at the local theater concessions stand. Everyday, he waits for his prince charming to come and sweep him off his feet, until he does. Spencer can't immediately determine prince charming's sexuality, so he turns to an internet "Are You Gay?" quiz for help.

When Mort—the brains behind Hell's torture—hears the pain he causes, he questions his purpose, but is soon presented with an unrefusable offer.