Jacob Saenger

An alien archaeologist, on his quest to capture a living souvenir from Earth, has trouble capturing an uncooperative Ghost.

While sobbing in a McDonald's parking lot listening to a voicemail from her (now, ex) girlfriend, Jess accepts an invitation for casual sex (re: booty call) and embarks on a period-bloody quest for closure at Hot-Jock-Dave's place.

To save their mother from a wizard's curse, two siblings must go on a quest for a chalice that heal all ailments.

A man constantly working on his house grows jealous of his new neighbors and their seemingly idyllic life.

When a sorority house is threatened to be foreclosed, the president of the sorority must reunite with her childhood best friend and aspiring filmmaker to make a film out of the fantasy story they wrote as kids in the hopes of winning the grand prize from the student film festival.

When a young man living in the “old country” has his manliness called into question by his own father, he decides to kill a local monster and prove his worth.

An investigator travels to an outpost on Jupiter's moon Callisto where a mysterious murder has taken place.

After a group of college freshmen on acid get a call that their high school friend has hours to live, they must undertake a dangerous, psychedelic journey to see him one last time while their friendships are tested.

Jeremy, third year business major, but more importantly samurai, must battle an opponent tougher than any enemy: a friend.

A mysterious Stranger enters a saloon harboring the notorious outlaw, "Baby Eater Bart". What happens next will go down in legend...

A boy must overcome his extreme neurosis in order to return a book to a girl.

A man attempts to steal the last glass of milk from his roommate.