Elijah Koehler

Welcome to the La Paloma Theater. Please enjoy this presentation, in which the theater's owner takes you through its luscious history-and nothing else.

A hitman pays a visit to Nick Walsh so he can collect a microphone which is very special.

A delusional young boy explains a day in his life and his passion for Chess.

A man attempts to behold the framework of reality through his computer. His accomplice tries to dissuade him. Meanwhile, two uniformed authorities are tracking the location of his enormous output of bandwidth.

It's exactly as the title states, but what was stolen? Who knows. You're just going to have to watch and find out...