Anselm Pyta

"You know, when I was a boy, I fell in love with the Virgin Mary. It happened in a little Bavarian town called Altötting."

Talk about trying to remain positive!

Cardiac arrest is no joke – or is it? Cardiac arrest can strike any time. What's to do? Even a simple-minded tapir can learn the basic rules. And so can you! Guided by a surprisingly human computer-generated voice, this explainer video shows how easy it is to save a life.

All the poor dying guy wants is to return once more to the giant field of rape of his youth. Seems reasonable.