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Pogo the clown has his hands full when he agrees to monitor the pet of his neighbor Albert.
At 40, Link is a depressed loser living on government welfare. He finds himself forced to become a responsible hero—entirely against his will—after accidentally letting Ganondorf kidnap the King of Hyrule. Under threat from Zelda, who promises to cut off his welfare checks if he doesn't rescue her father, Link embarks on an epic… and completely absurd quest.
