Jasmine Lindemann
Production
Biography
Jasmine Lindemann is a freelance producer based in Glasgow, UK. She has worked in a range of British and Australian short films, as well as stage shows, LGBT cabaret, stand-up comedy and opera productions. She also has vast Event experience, working for Glasgow Film Festival and Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Her short film Scripture Screw-Up was nominated for best comedy at the Portobello Film Festival.
Known For
Declan has had no luck with the holidays: his girlfriend Stephanie broke up with him on the way to Christmas dinner. He's managed to keep it secret until New Year's Day, when his car breaks down and his sister Rachel shows up to help him fix it. Crumbling under her relentless curiosity, Declan is now on a crash course to confront the poor decisions of his life.
The Thistle in the Kiss
Are you really with someone if it's all for show? Who is the performance really for? This experimental micro short film explores love, lies, loss and the inability to see what is really there if you are always performing for others.
Cautionary Tail
Louis wakes to find a film director dictating his life. He can’t go out, socialise, or even watch TV. The Director wants him to stay in bed most of the time and “contemplate how shit life is”. A metaphor for depression, the film becomes about how much resistance Louis can put up.
Depression Is Like A French Film
All Ada wants is a quiet evening, but Otto has other plans. Showing up with no invitation, the self-styled ladies’ man will not rest until he has won her affections. She's running out of ways to convey her feelings. He won't take a hint. What can Ada do to get rid of him? What sordid ideas could Otto get once his pride has been wounded? A film palindrome of comic proportions, Wine and Roses (and Wine) explores the dilemmas modern women face when confronting the entitled presumptions of men who won’t take “no” for an answer.
Wine and Roses (and Wine)
A health regulation breach throws a Cow Town franchisee's life into chaos. Conflicted, he begins to question his suburban life and the moral ambiguity of burger.
The Cow Town
A priest in training is not what she seems.
This Is My Blood
Kim must warn her husband before he falls into the clutches of a sadistic, evil real estate agent.
Last House on CCTV
Can the power of Christ cure blindness? What is the secret to turning water into wine? Ruthless talk show host Mary Malone interviews the one and only Jesus of Nazareth (if that is even his real name) to cut through centuries of misunderstandings, debunking the miraculous stories we all know and love (but understand so little of). A mini-mythbuster of biblical proportions, Scripture Screw-Up is a comic cautionary tale for believers, unbelievers and everyone in between.