Andrew Smith

Five British chavs feeling horny get down and dirty as they fuck each others brains out and tongue each others' holes in this Triga wankfest.

We've got one first class package ready for you to unload lads...we got a brand new team of delivery louts and some right fit as fuck more experienced well packed lads like Gas Man Pete and Northern Mickey back on the rounds......more to follow. Unpack Yer Sacks Lads!

Soap dodgin', Special Brew and Freeview telly go hand in hand like a horse and cart, especially when you're a council flat bound piss poor dole robbin' cunt. Filmed in Bermondsey, south east London, these pillars of chav land UK are out for trouble. When one of the fuckers chucks his beer can at the local estate caretaker he gets more than he bargained for - the big fat caretaker's knob right down the back of his gobby throat. With his mates bored sat watchin' the box it doesn't take em long to wonder where and what their missing mate is up to. Later another bunch of mates pop 'round to the council gaffe and then the telly fucks up. Two uniformed rough blokes come 'round to mend it and end up showing the lads something a lot more exciting than what's on the fucking box - a five-way gang bang...Triga British Born 'n' Bred.

Fancy a pint or something a bit stronger? Well come on down to The Cock Inn where there's always a warm welcome, especially if you've got a big fat cock to suck on. Cockney geezer Terry has knocked up a dirty back-street boozer where it's a case of Time Gentlemen Please to get a proper good banging.