Joop Katana

A Percocet-addicted 'Florida Man' finds a wounded mermaid at his lowest point. Fascination becomes a drug-infused, one-sided relationship—sending him further into decline. When word spreads about his secret, he’ll stop at nothing to protect her.

The story of a precocious six year-old and her ragtag group of friends whose summer break is filled with childhood wonder, possibility and a sense of adventure while the adults around them struggle with hard times.

Daniel Lugo, manager of the Sun Gym in 1990s Miami, decides that there is only one way to achieve his version of the American dream: extortion. To achieve his goal, he recruits musclemen Paul and Adrian as accomplices. After several failed attempts, they abduct rich businessman Victor Kershaw and convince him to sign over all his assets to them. But when Kershaw makes it out alive, authorities are reluctant to believe his story.

It's a major double-cross when former police officer Brian O'Conner teams up with his ex-con buddy Roman Pearce to transport a shipment of "dirty" money for shady Miami-based import-export dealer Carter Verone. But the guys are actually working with undercover agent Monica Fuentes to bring Verone down.

Two estranged stepfamilies reluctantly gather at a Central Florida home for an anniversary party, fully intending to keep the visit brief - but Hurricane Charley takes an unexpected turn that changes everything.

Our hero was just trying to eat noodles and watch a movie, but he'll have to face his long neglect of house-spaceship/self care if he wants to find his uniform and wipe the smudge off his nose. Which he really does want. Emphatically so. Because the escape pods require photo I.D. to activate, and failing to escape our ship (The CSS HOTROD) guarantees a fiery, albeit timely, demise.