John Copeland

A faded musician and loveable curmudgeon must reassemble his motley band of misfits in order to provide for the spermatozoon that got away.

It's Christmas Eve, and a Greek family are poised to celebrate the festive season and the recent job promotion of the chief breadwinner, Michael. But when his promotion falls through, the evening loses the spirit of Christmas celebration for Michael.

When Michael is a victim of many bad luck superstitions, everyone he meets dies in the most unexpected ways.

A fisherman gets bored on a slow day of fishing, then has his world get a little too real when he pulls up "Jaws" on his mobile device.