Phil Haney

Pitting notable historical and pop culture figures, real and fictional, against one another in a rap battle format.

The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

A student falls in love with a fellow student who is defending his buddies in university court. He "proves his love" (more like his masculinity) to her by playing rugby against her ex-boyfriend.

An old Mystery Date-style board game holds more evil than amusement in this expertly wound fright flick.

From Ron Bonk, a popular scream queen is abducted by her "biggest" fan.