Kasper Meltedhair

Yup, we’ve had RoboCop, Maniac Cop, WolfCop, and now we have Cannibal Cop. And even more extraordinarily, it’s based on a true story. I guess doughnuts really weren’t enough for this officer of the law.

an angel is sent to hell on a mission from god

A quirky, gonzo peek behind the curtain into the mad mind of schlockmeister extraordinaire Donald Farmer. Known as the Budget Master of Tennessee, Farmer is the undisputed king of SOV Cinema, a DIY legend who’s carved a blood-soaked path through five decades of horror, trash, and straight-to-video gold. Starting in the 1970s with a series of Super 8 films before transitioning to the “profitable” promise of videotape, Farmer found success with hypnotically gory, offbeat features—films that often hid sweet, romantic cores beneath their eye-popping VHS covers. A true original, Donald has been a writer for Fangoria, an actor, and even a reality TV star.

Kirsten escaped a religious cult but is still living a dangerous life, turning tricks in Hollywood to get by. She crosses paths with the notorious Cannibal Hookers and joins their man-eating ranks. A renegade priest and a bounty hunter are searching the dark recesses of Los Angeles for Kirsten and the cannibal hookers. Will Kirsten and her blood lusting friends survive their predators to prey another night?

A mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!

A demonic cult has summoned the ultimate beast, Bigfoot, to prowl the mountains and slaughter innocent victims. But when Claude is attacked by the creature, the curse of Bigfoot is passed down to him. Now Claude turns into a hairy, fanged beast at night, thirsty for warm blood. Only the power of a nun trained in exorcism can hope to set Claude free from this nightmare. But it may already be too late.

Vick and Tarstar are shooting their latest horror movie trash epic, Scarecrowed, with a cast and crew of punks, drug addicts, fetish models, and dumpster divers. Set back with extra hairy relationship drama, homelessness, lack of funding, and their crew members quitting, Vick and Tarstar just want to tell their story: With the right bucket, you too can buy your own hair cutting scarecrow made by the animatronic Goo Guys at the Scarecrow Factory.

Faux horror film trailers featuring witchcraft, demons, devils and a lot of satanic and schlocky fun. More gun's n'babes, hunks in trunks and slime filled Grindhouse and Exploitation shorts.

She hacks up rapists and snuff porno makers because they are bad guys.

Darbie is quite deadly and especially when you mess with her boyfriend.

A secret of turning flesh into glass breaks down ____'s reality when she trips in the BBQ Salon, busting rusting immortal goop onto the faces of herself, Movie Star, and Character Name. Blasts party murder of self inflicting wads of death are in the agenda after a green amulet confusion, forever, until the wood chipper reveals the dusty trick. But who are these men with Gartan Galtar and why do they dance so preciously?

An anomaly in the sky upends reality, causing memories to melt for a group of young experiencers.

sequels to Speed (1994) and Faces (1968) he has to understand his face at 51 mph hour if he reaches 66 mph his face will explode

Horror movie directed by Donald Farmer and Garrett Stone

NecroPhiladelphia splatter punks celebrate Christmas with old pagan customs and putrifaction passion.

dracula needs more blood for his race car

a tv goes to hell

starring e.t. cereal, wc fields (hologram) and heathcliff the cat: a man with amnesia starts to remember things

Stop-motion short from Kasper Meltedhair.

Two real SOV film legends are haunted by a tar girl in their dreams, entangling their script writing, untangled by gargoyles and a friendship head. The tar girl's best friend's big wish is to transfer herself from her star planet through the oven to earth and star in Donald Farmer's next movie so that she can smoke herself... Her drug of choice is VHS she finds magnetized at the sun. On her star planet, instead of money and jobs, people spend their lives using recycled earth trash to build karnivals inside their homes. On earth, the kitchen dwellers are dwelling in the kitchen, dripping with disgust until a casting call changes everything...