Writing
While traveling home from Vegas, an amorous lounge singer named Dino gets conned by a local mechanic/songwriter into staying in town for the night. The mechanic's songwriting partner, Orville, offers Dino his home for overnight lodging and enlists a local waitress/call girl to pose as his wife in order to placate Dino's urges.
A poor musician hires a courtesan to pose as his wife so he can "give" her to a wealthy count in return for patronage.
The lover of an Italian revolutionary offers herself to Napoleon in exchange for her sweetheart's life.
A garage owner arranges for his friend, an apprentice playwright, to meet a famous Parisian actor whose car has broken down in their village.
