Yaroslava Bazaeva

Captain Viktor Gromov takes 20 cadets on board a ship for training. However, a global catastrophe drowns all the continents and the ship is the only place where the sailors can survive.

A seemingly ideal family – mum, dad, daughter, son and grandfather – lives on the 14th floor of an apartment building. One morning a cow appears in their kitchen. The cow does not seek contact, does not eat, or defecate, but simply stands between the fridge and kitchen table. Gradually, the family gets used to the cow and even starts endearingly call it Buryonka. Everything goes well, until the somewhat senile grandfather mistakes Buryonka for an enemy.

A few years ago, Natasha was a ballerina. Now she weighs more than 90 kg, and her husband calls her " Bun "- both because of the excess weight, and because of the addiction to sweets "from sergeicha". When she eats her favorite bun, she will complain to the "Sergeyich" drawn on the package about a boring job, the absence of children, and a non-working husband. And Sergeich always understands it.

Five unusual short stories. Two heroes are fighting for the heart of a mysterious beauty in the tragicomedy Olesya. In the parable "Milk" in the high-rise kitchen a real cow appears. The heroine of the comedy without the “Not Fit” dialogues is torn between the desire to lose weight by the alumni meeting and the modern food cult. The eccentric Rita Hurricane rushes into the life of the security guard of the Leo shopping center and changes it forever. And the hero of the story "Carpe diem" solves an important question - to lie or not to lie, when everyone around is lying.

All his life Myshkin was dreaming about becoming an actor. And now eight years old Dasha is trying to help him.