Dan E. Klein

The infomercial consists of various students giving testimonies of their success, owing it to the school, literally named For-Profit Online University. The later half of the special introduces the threat of an evil rogue spambot named Howard, who was bribed with a large sum of ThoughtCoins, a digital currency used through the school, in an attempt to placate him.

In this special, three experts explore the newly-discovered Book of Christ, the first and only book of the Bible written by Jesus himself.