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Count Lugo, a centuries-old vampire, attempts to resurrect his long-lost lady love.
GWAR, the bloodthirsty alien antiheroes, conduct a worldwide telethon to feed souls to the World Maggot, which will transport the members of GWAR off our miserable planet once it grows. GWAR's tele-casts attract the attention of GlomCo, the world's monopolistic entertainment giant. GlomCo attempts to bribe GWAR's manager, Sleazy P. Martini, into selling GWAR out to the mainstream of Sunday morning cartoons. GWAR's revenge on the sniveling executives at GlomCo uncovers a dastardly plot to homogenize all humanity by the evil doctor Skulhedface!
Representatives of the government, clergy, and healthcare communities have banded together to censor Gwar's activities in America. Their covert organization, the self-appointed "Morality Squad" has captured Gwar "member" The Cuttlefish of Cthulu and put it on trial for obscenity. Gwar ventures forth from their Antarctic stronghold to rescue their compatriot and unleashes untold horrors on America in the name of Freedom of Sexpression. This was Gwar's first commercially released long form video and was nominated for a Grammy in 1993.
A vampire mortician plans to find a bride for his monster lab assistant.
After posing as the proprietor of a funeral home, the ageless vampire Count Lugo finally meets his end at the hands of Max the Zombie. A private detective investigates the bizarre crime and learns that Lugo's assistant, Lucy Black, has just escaped from a mental institution. With the help of Soko the voodoo princess and the mad Dr. Fregosi she hopes to revive Lugo. But Max, who is under Fregosi's control, rebels when he learns that his arch-nemesis will prowl once more.
Count Lugo's minions bring him back from the dead. Wackiness ensues.
Count Lugo gets roped into a traveling freakshow, causes the usual chaos.
