Acting
The attack of a bank turns into a massacre, leaving many dead. The bandits flee, taking two young women hostage. Unfortunately for them, one of them is none other than the girl of Burke Malloway, the famous trapper.
This is a documentary on the 70's French porn industry. There are generally two kinds of porn documentaries--those that actually take an insightful look behind the scenes, and those that are just an excuse to show a lot of nudity and XXX porn footage. This is actually somewhere in between. It's generously seasoned with porn footage, but there are also a lot of (fully-clothed) interviews, and they even talk to the owners of porn theaters, some typical porn customers (including some pre-adolescent boys who are walking by the the theater--I wonder what their parents thought of that?), as well as a guy who makes promotional billboards for porn movies although he claims never to have seen one!
While shooting an advertising film in Spain, Jean, the director, meets Ines, a passionate Spanish woman who becomes his companion and lover. On the same night of his arrival in San Sebastian, the director is visited by a woman who, recommending herself to him, ends up in his arms.
Aliens from the planet Eros revive the dead on Earth and turn them into horny zombies
In a loop based on the historical example, Arsene Lupin is on the prowl, not only for jewels but also for the beautiful baroness (Brigitte Lahaie). At night the masked man climbs up to her balcony and gets involved in an extended orgy. When activities calm down, Arsene Lupin takes his opportunity and takes on the baroness, before he vanishes back into the night.
Philippe & Jean-Pierre enjoy the companionship of several women who's services they have willingly purchased from a female auction. Each time they are unsatisfied with one, they simply return her to the auction and bid on a new one. After a while both men decide to put themselves out to stud, and are purchased as a pair by rich Emmanuelle Paréze.
François gets to live out his fantasy of picking up several women on the road and having sex with them. He even takes two female hitchhikers home to meet his wife.
In a pub, 3 friends tell sex stories, one with a guy having a special way to hire secretaries, one with a woman who has sex three times a day with 5 guys each time, one with a girl falling in love with a dildo, one with a young girl testing different sex games with her aged husband and a black guy, one where the husband plays a transvestite to seduce his wife, one where a gay couple abuses a housewife, one with a girl making love to one of her boots, and finally one with an orgy where everybody comes together.
Richard Lemieuvre is a dentist in Paris. His niece comes to visit and he hires a private detective to keep a watch on her.
Two young couples meet to watch footage of an X-rated film set on a luxury boat. Before long they find themselves turned on and neglect the film in favor of each other.
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A young executive is obsessed with real blondes. He will only later discover that his brown-haired secretary, who has been secretly in love with him, is really a blonde.From a review originally published in "La Saison Cinematographique"
Richard Lemieuvre, the king of French Erotic Cinema, plays...the king of porn...affectionately nicknamed QUEUE DE BETON ("Concrete Cock") in this hilarious parody of what it takes to make a sex film.
Respectable Monsieur Léon, nicely portrayed by Antoine Fontaine, is an unassuming bank teller by day, lover for hire with a specialist sideline in spanking by night!
Pierre has sexual fantasies about his next door neighbor Marianne leading his wife to get him an appointment with a sex therapist. Jean-Louis Vattier dreams about his lovely downstairs neighbor, Brigitte Lahaie, although his dreams occasionally turn into nightmares involving his hard hat co-worker Dominique Aveline. One particularly strange and violent sequence is not made any more watchable by some slow motion fighting accompanied by the usual ‘arousing’ sax music instead of more threatening music, but this entire film is one big incomprehensible trip anyway, so the viewer had better prepare for more far out scenes. Pierre awakes to find his beautiful blond wife (although she’s no Brigitte) played by Ursula White. Obviously their marriage is in trouble, with him living in a fantasy world of his own making while she, Janine, has taken a lover of the same sex (Liliane Lemieuvre as Rosette). Pierre spots Brigitte in a book store and begins to fantasize once more.
