Andrew N. Shearer

Exmin the Valkyrie has returned from the deep, deep cleavage of the universe with an interplanetary collection of aliens, vampires, monsters, and all manner of screaming and vibrating treasures from Gonzoriffic including "Space Boobs In Space," "Lapdance at the Gates of Hell," "Ghosted," and many more.

Bad Girl Dracula and the master vampire Brinke Stevens would reflect on their supernaturally sultry adventures if they could only cast a reflection.

An online influencer is trapped in a smart home by a sinister hacker, and forced to start a strange live stream while her family and friends fight to get her free.

The Crawlspace Killer terrorizes a small Indiana town.

The horrific fight to the death thriller keeps your knees on edge, with its grassy sense of humor and its lack of chicken feet. This movie portrays a man on a mission to defeat the beast in the ultimate sacrifice of his favorite chicken dinner.

A small-town librarian is gifted the lost diary of a dead teenager, exposing long-buried secrets as a murderous scarecrow stalks the streets.

Four tales of terror: "Blood Witch": A twisted Goth girl summons a murderous seventeenth century witch to exact gory revenge on anyone who crosses her path. "Mike Wuz Here": Night shift workers at an old movie theater are terrorized by the ghost of a former employee who committed suicide in the building. "One Foot In The Grave": When a beautiful young dancer loses one of her feet due to malpractice, she uses black magic to bring the severed appendage back to life. "Slay Ride": Left behind by her family on Christmas eve, a teenage delinquent punk chick quickly becomes surrounded by murder and mayhem.

In this fake documentary that skewers the world of no-budget camcorder cinema, amateur filmmaker Ed Benjamin and his kid sister Meredith put their savings into producing a direct-to-video sexy vampire flick. They foolishly hire ex-soap star Veronica Weaver as the lead, whose eccentricities and diva behavior threaten to wreck the entire production.

7 nightmarish films. A brute shows a local boy hell through his haunted ax, the streets of Madison are stalked by a deranged sexual psychopath, Ed Gein is resurrected as a dentist with a penchant for extraction, the flipside of the American family screams itself to life, and an elicit drug transforms a singer into the angel of death!!! Hole in the Wall brings the nasty underbelly of life right into your home.

Suburban housewife Doris Wishman goes on a moral crusade to bring down the deviant women of Castle Humpinstein in this cheap satire of cheap '60s sexploitation flicks.

An anthology film with tales centered around vampires.

A pair of mad doctors conduct a "sexperiment" on the viewer by showing a series of bizarre movies featuring lesbian zombies and video vixens. The film features various short films from Andrew Shearer's Gonzoriffic Films, including: Powerless, Bikini Gorilla, Mae of the Dead, Barbara, The Gash and more.

After getting dumped by his girlfriend, Marty runs into a group of vampire women who have come to town to feed. Now he has to stop them and save his friends.

When Jerry's cable goes out, his provider dispatches a sexy necromancer that turns his TV into a doorway into the bizarre world of underground cinema!

Slutpira hosts a quartet of short horror films. In "Psycho Vixens," a young man is first annoyed, then attacked, by the five female Satanists who live upstairs. In "Songs in the Key of Satan," a timid girl harassed by punk-rock posers buys a guitar at a garage sale, accidentally invokes Satan, and finds her way to bloody revenge. In "Numb Skulls," a possessed skull punishes a student's would-be rapists. And in "A Fetal Mistake," an infant accidentally killed by babysitters is resurrected and goes on a killing spree before being dispatched by an eccentric animal-control officer.

You've never been invited to a sleepover like this! "Pajama Nightmare" includes three freaky, sexy stories from the twisted heart of Athens, Georgia. It's all here, folks: Busty aliens, singing cannibals, and a Halloween slumber party filled with burlesque babes!

A big bottomed lady on her period has a hard time fitting into her panties.

A stand-up comedian who goes to a hotel for a writer’s retreat comes to realize her room is haunted. This is the footage that was left behind.

Franklin was a nerd, a hopeless geek whose horror movie DVDs were his only form of comfort. Until one day he met Laura, a beautiful, sweet, good natured girl. She saw Franklin for his "inner beauty." But soon she is kidnapped by a crazy cult. Now Franklin must toughen up in order to save his love and the entire world!

The tables turn on a robber when he takes the wrong victim hostage and runs into a pair of crazy sisters.