Tom Edmunds

William has failed to kill himself so many times that he outsources his suicide to aging assassin Leslie. But with the contract signed and death assured within a week (or his money back), William suddenly discovers reasons to live... However Leslie is under pressure from his boss to make sure the contract is completed.

When mobsters rob a mansion to settle unpaid debts, they find themselves facing an extremely dangerous retired WWI Commando — trying to live a peaceful life as a family butler.

NORTHERN ENGLAND, 1900. A young woman joins the crew of a narrow boat as they transport a dangerous and valuable cargo to the man responsible for her father's death.

Tim's life is a joke. Literally.