Jack Hays

A group of soldiers in a café watch a dancer as she entertains them, but later two of them become rivals over her.

A little girl falls asleep in her high chair as her parents and their friends discuss the film The Front Page. She dreams about reporters, a cop, and an escaped convict.

Shirley acts as a rich "gold digger" trying to elect a cowboy politician to the office.

Shirley gets kidnapped by Indians, but by the end there is a big pie fight.

Shirley has gone to Africa to civilize the cannibals; something she is able to do with the assistance of Diperzan.