
Brian Lonano
Directing
Biography
Brian Lonano is the director of bizarre short films including "BFF Girls", "CROW HAND!!!", and the infamous "Gwilliam." His films have screened at festivals like SXSW, Slamdance, Fantastic Fest, Fantasia and won such prestigious awards as the "Trash and Transgression Award" at the Sydney Underground Film Festival and the "Wrongest Film" Award at the Sick n' Wrong Film Festival.
Known For

Featuring a dozen segments of spine-tingling surrealist horror, The Eyeslicer Halloween Special takes viewers on the cinematic equivalent of an acid trip down the Halloween aisle at Party City! From an X-rated Halloween party hookup to a coming of age story set on the eve of Ted Bundy’s execution; from a documentary about pumpkin carving and misogyny to a supercut about the gendered dangers of the bathtub; from a cursed stand-up comedy set to a woman ( Carrie Coon) trapped inside a Red Lobster commercial; from a John Carpenter homage (featuring a cameo by Carpenter himself) to a sequel to The Eyeslicer’s now infamous Gwilliam, The Eyeslicer Halloween Special is an experience like no other – a deranged, proudly transgressive anthology carving out a bold new space in the Midnight movie genre.
The Eyeslicer: Halloween Special

A recently released criminal is looking for a good time. He can forget his sins but he can never forget...Gwilliam.
Gwilliam

A Husband gets more than he bargains for when he picks up a mysterious crow totem off the ground, much to his Wife's chagrin.
Crow Hand

"Filmmaker" Brian Lonano tries to talk about a beloved cult film. What happens next will shock you!
CONTENT: The Lo-Fi Man

A refreshing return to the "B" movies of the 50s and 60s, this music video film tells the horrific and hilarious events one night in a deserted graveyard.
Electrical Skeletal

While a storm rages outside and Henry drinks his bottle of absinthe, he receives a television transmission - from his dead wife.
The Transmission

This is what you wanted! Gwilliam is back and offers some tips for getting special treats this Halloween.
Gwilliam's Tips For Turning Tricks Into Treats

After death, Teeth Man spends time around his casket with a monstrous insect and other horrid creatures before transforming into one himself.
Casket Climber Insect God

Three dorky American girls magically transform into beautiful Japanese Superheroes and fight a tampon monster as they begin their journey into womanhood.
BFF Girls

An exquisite corpse re-imagining of "Frankenstein" created by filmmakers under lock-down with whatever means available.
Quaranstein

Something is afoot at ARROW HQ. A mysterious presence and the streaming service’s very own A.I. are determined to turn what should be a big night in ARROW history - our first live stream - into a chilling bloodbath that puts the ARROW team and an array of special guests on the chopping block. Watching Buddy Cooper’s mid-80s stalk and slash showpiece with you are Jill Gevargizian (‘The Stylist’), Chad Crawford Kinkle (‘Jug Face’, ‘Dementer’), Adam Stovall (‘A Ghost Waits’), Powell Robinson & Patrick Young (‘Threshold’), Chelsea Stardust (‘Satanic Panic’), Noel David Taylor (‘Man Under Table’), Brian Lonano (‘Gwilliam’, ‘Crow Hand!!!’) and even the final girls from the ‘Horror Movie Survival Guide’ podcast: Julia Marchese and Teri Gamble.
The Mutilator Watchalong Live

A woman struggles for survival in a ghostly world besieged by giant killer robots.
ATTACKAZOIDS!
War is declared on the off world settlement. Everyone from suburban homemakers to super scientists are uniting to deploy an army of the giant killer robot Attackazoids.
Attackazoids, Deploy!
Captain Harker travels to the depths of space to investigate a distress signal coming from the mysterious planet Traxsylvania.
Space Dracula

While finishing her chili for the cook off, Roxy accidentally summons a demon with nefarious plans...and a real anal fixation.
The Devil's Asshole

A Home Movie-Experimental Souvenir shot on super8 and 16mm film over the course of 7 years.
TRIP-tych!

"Memorial" is an experimental fantasia that features nautical, cardiac and photographic imagery as the filmmakers' way of paying tribute to their late father.