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A quirky, satirical seduction into the glorious world of prostitution and pornography from Piccadilly, Manchester to Piccadilly, London. Teenager Jake sets off for London with the promise of making easy money as a rent boy. But difficulties arise as he breaches another boy's patch, is pimped by a pro and is tempted into the sleazy world of gender-bending pornography.
Set in a London gentleman's outfitters in 1976, and taking inspiration from the emotions aroused by a fetishist love of corduroy, leather and tight trousers, two men enter Sir John's Trouser Bar but little do they know the sexual adventures that await them inside.
Poledick returns from war to find his beloved busty fianc he has married another so he takes solace in the arms of the local wenches and has a good rummage in their bloomers. The local physician Dr Fannys pays a visit to blonde bombshell Baren Knigth. After he unleashes her heaving bosom gives her a thorough examination, they both feel 100% better. Captain Blimey is desperate to deflower the beautiful and innocent Titty and win her hand in marriage by bending her owner the furniture and fucking her tight virgin hole. Flame haired damsel Dementia gets wet watching Poledick works the land. When he reveals his six pack she feels a deep stirring in her loins and the desperate need to sit on his cock. Poledick can no longer wait for his one true love. He travels to Jizzabreath's house, rips off her bodice and they fuck like rabbits.
The public have voted for Brexxxit so Teaser Maynot is going have to use her feminine charms on the leader of The Laymore Party Jizza Cwoarbyn to get the hard exit she wants On a trip to The White House, Teaser strengths her special relationship with Tronald Dump. Russian leader Gladimhere Putitin gets hot and bothered when the Ice Queen and First Lady of America, Mania Dump reveals her hot, well-toned body. Scottish leader Knickerless Virgin reaches out to the German Chancellor, Angular Merkin for support but they end up in a tartan tryst. Pianne Faggot uses her large assets to persuade a loyal Whorey supporter to put his X under the Laymore Party.
In London's East End George escapes from his business work by fantasising about fetishist office sex with his cute assistant Sanchez. Not enough, he cruises the internet game FIND YOUR FETISH to be turned on by having rough, dirty sex with skinheads in dungeons. Willing flesh from the East End meets hard cocks in the underworld of the harbour. Fantasy and reality mix togehter and more and more attractive hot men appear to have wild hot sex in toilets, and backrooms where wild fantasies come to a jerking conclusion.
The Young Aggie Snatcher (Jess West) shows she can drop her draws and change the laws! At her first bi-election the posh Tory shows her tits and fanny to besuited Pennis Snatcher (Danny D) as he puts his humongous dick into Aggies's eager ballot box. They practice their hot sexual combat all over the 1940's counting hall. Aggie shows she can take all eleven inches of her husband and can scream for Britain as she cums everywhere.
Vampire bride Stacey Lacey has an awesome treat for her horny groom on their wedding night. Her sucking tactics are beyond repair and she loves to swallow the load. Busty blonde bombshell Carmen Jay is a heavily tatted vampire who loves a tiny bit of hot and sweaty 69 action. When she gets a handsome stud in bed she goes for the jugular and then his hard cock. Stacey Lacey is mesmerized by the vampire king and from this a spot of necking is followed by kama sutra style sex with no holes unbarred. Holly D and her man are seduced by the vampire queen Sasha Rose's fire dance and an all out orgy breaks loose with two guys and two girls in a mix and match situation. Brick house Crystal Pink proves she is well named as she gets it on with a well hung vamp stud in a massive confusion of orgy sexual desires. Beware of the fang bang when it's a full moon outside.
Syren Sexton blasts off into outer space to save Earth from an evil mastermind's Sextronic Ray. First she enjoys the company of a caveman stud. It's one explicit step for mankind* really. Television X transports viewers into an open space to the worlds where their most wild desires and fantasies always come true.
