Joe Ansen
Writing
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This Pete Smith Specialty short shows, humorously, the disastrous results when people save their money in unsafe places.
Cash Stashers

This humorous short film shows how carelessness and accidents can harm the war effort, and steps on how to avoid them.
Seventh Column

Cinerama takes you on a South Seas Adventure to tropical islands set like sparkling jewels in dreamy cerulean waters. Thrill to the lure of sunbrowned, luscious maidens and a paradise of coconut palms, coral strand and blue lagoons. Enchanted South Pacific archipelagos beckon with all the beauty and color of a painter’s palette. Stepping stones in the vast expanse of far-away seas, they promise romance, adventure, excitement—an irresistible blend of fascinating people and exotic places.
South Seas Adventure

This comedic Pete Smith Specialty short examines the folly of using "home remedies" for various ills.
Sure Cures

The Kadi of Bagdad has harem troubles in this low budget comedy from Edgar Ulmer.
Babes in Bagdad

Joe Riley is a boxing referee whose life-code is the same as the sporting rules of the prizefight ring. Two Golden Glove (a tournament for amateur prizefighters) contestants Nick Martel, a tough, pugnacious kid from Chicago who has had to fight for everything he has in life, and Bob Gilmore, from the other side of life's tracks, are also competing for the affections of Riley's daughter, Patty.
The Golden Gloves Story

This short film is a humorous look at basic first aid techniques for mishaps that often occur around the house.
First Aid

Short film covering a variety of topics that folks may have wondered about.
Let's Cogitate

In this Pete Smith Speciality, the audience is asked a series of multiple-choice questions on various subjects.
Fancy Answers
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a husband endures the trials of being married to a wife with irritating traits.
I Love My Wife BUT!

This Pete Smith Specialty short takes a humorous look at the inconsiderate pests whose annoying habits make enjoying a movie impossible.
Movie Pests

This serious Pete Smith Specialty series entry encourages industry to hire people with disabilities to help with the war effort. As a boy, Ben Helwig was blinded in an accident while playing baseball. He eventually acquired a guide dog and now works in a defense plant.
Seeing Hands

Chinese pheasants set loose in Oregon in 1881 find it difficult to survive in their new home, where there are different kinds of predators, but eventually they multiply and create a breed of ring-necked pheasants that can be found throughout the country.
The Proud Bird from Shanghai
This comedic short looks at human foibles that lead to major aggravations.
Ain't It Aggravatin'

An off-camera narrator takes us through various scenarios of "just suppose". First we watch what would happen if a private detective behaved at home as he does in the movies; it's a ticket to a domestic disturbance. Next, a son gets to treat his father the way his father treats him. In the third episode, to a shopkeeper's chagrin, a man shops for a hat the way a woman does. In the final sketch, we suppose a household in which the man gets pregnant and has a baby, while the mom, clueless about little children, is the one with the career.
Just Suppose
This Pete Smith Specialty comedic short details the troubles the average woman faces with maintaining beauty and fitness.
Gettin' Glamour
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a wife endures the trials of being married to a husband with traits that drive her crazy.
I Love My Husband, But!

In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a new father experiences the trials and tribulations of fatherhood.
Calling All Pa's
A humorous look at some typical housework troubles that may arise. A Pete Smith Specialty short.
The Man Around the House

In this short film, champion fisherman Ernie St. Claire tries to catch a large salmon in Oregon's Rogue River.