Synopsis
A group of blockheads-dressers want to get money for a vacation, not necessarily with honest work. They combine in various ways, finally coming up with the idea of kidnapping a child for ransom. Thanks to their intelligence, they kidnap a boy from an orphanage. As if that wasn't enough, two paid assassins are also commissioned to kidnap the same child.
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