Have a Good Funeral, My Friend… Sartana Will Pay
"A present for you, amigo… A coffin from Sartana"
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Have a Good Funeral, My Friend… Sartana Will Pay
"A present for you, amigo… A coffin from Sartana"
After a stagecoach is robbed and the passengers murdered, a long and tangled series of surprise attacks and murderous double-crosses, leaves the coach's strongbox in the hands of the killer Lasky. It is up to the legendary hero Sartana to track down the missing money and determine just who is ultimately behind the grisly robberies and killings.
Sartana is falsely accused of robbing a bank, and must find the real robbers and clear his name.
Sartana, bounty hunter and gunfighter, witnesses the robbery of a shipment of gold. He finds his way into town where he meets with a lot of suspicious stares from the locals. He also meets with Samuel Spencer, who seems to own the company in this company town. The gold shipments are being stolen, so Spencer agrees to hire Sartana to protect the next gold shipment. Numerous dull-witted villains make attempts on Sartana's life, but he survives. Eventually, Sartana's nemesis Sabbath (he of the white coat and parasol) rides into town. With a showdown inevitable, Sartana and Sabbath square off to settle the score.
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After a stagecoach is robbed and the passengers murdered, a long and tangled series of surprise attacks and murderous double-crosses, leaves the coach's strongbox in the hands of the killer Lasky. It is up to the legendary hero Sartana to track down the missing money and determine just who is ultimately behind the grisly robberies and killings.
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Gianni Garko
Sartana
AntĂłnio Vilar
Ronald Hoffman
Daniela Giordano
Abigail Benson
Ivano Staccioli
Blackie
Helga Liné
Saloon Girl Mary
Luis Induni
Sheriff
Franco Pesce
Undertaker
Federico Boido
Jim Piggott
Jean-Pierre Clarain
Elmo Piggot
Roberto Dell'Acqua
Frank Piggot
George Wang
Peng / Lee Tse Tung
Rocco Lerro
Ralph Piggot