
Synopsis
A series of short vignettes strung together very loosely. Decent sex is marred by some goofy sound dubbing, but Kevin Williams' scene (with co-cover model Jim Pulver) is quite hot, and the thick man-goo that floats about is more than hot enough to satisfy a fan. Technically not the best thing director Shark has put out, but not everyone's dorsal fin can break the surface all of the time, right? With poolside sex and some wonderfully big cocked handsome men, Bare Tales is a pre-condom era feature that's worth seeing.
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