Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
"She was a woman with an insatiable hunger... He was a detective with all the right moves."
Synopsis
Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!
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