The Gosh-Darned Mortgage
"A movie of perilous predicaments!"
Synopsis
Constance is struggling but then suddenly comes into money. Snakebite and Sinestra plan to get rid of Constance to get the money. They place her in a serious of death-traps such as tied to a railroad line. Will Manly save her?
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