
Dirty Dingus Magee
"Sinatra plays cowboys and indians for adults!"


Dirty Dingus Magee
"Sinatra plays cowboys and indians for adults!"
Ass-breaker Dingus Magee is looking for a gold train when he comes upon old acquaintance Hoke Birdsill on stage to San Francisco, and robs him of his money. Hoke goes to the nearby town of Yerkey's Hole, where Belle Knops is both mayor and bordello-mistress. She appoints Hoke Town Sheriff and tries to get him to stir up the Indians so the soldiers at the nearby fort (the main customers) won't go to Little Big Horn. Dingus tries to stir up more trouble and get involved with the pale, baby-talking Indian, Anna. The film is a send-up of the oft-repeated phrase "the Code of the West" and exaggerates it and what it stands for into the ridiculousness that it is.

Karl Westover, an inexperienced farm boy, runs away after unintentionally killing a neighbor, whose family pursues him for vengeance. He meets Barbarosa, a gunman of near-mythical proportions, who is himself in danger from his father-in-law Don Braulio, a wealthy Mexican rancher. Don Braulio wants Barbarosa dead for marrying his daughter against the father's will. Barbarosa reluctantly takes the clumsy Karl on as a partner, as both of them look to survive the forces lining up against them.

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Frank Sinatra
Dingus Billy Magee

George Kennedy
Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill

Anne Jackson
Belle Nops

Lois Nettleton
Prudence Frost

Jack Elam
John Wesley Hardin

Michele Carey
Anna Hot Water

John Dehner
Brig. Gen. George

Henry Jones
Rev. Green

Harry Carey Jr.
Charles Stuart

Paul Fix
Crazy Blanket

Marya Thomas
China Poppy

Terry Wilson
Sergeant