Kiss Me Quick
"This is a new comedy by a new star---There's a laugh in every inch of this film---DON'T MISS IT"
Synopsis
Kipling had a prevision of this bird, when he wrote that famous line "HE'S A INDIA-RUBBER IDOT ON A SPREE!" Silent comedy short starring Clyde Cook.
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