Ben Dover: Fancy an Indian?
"Five spicy dishes covered in a hot creamy sauce!"
Synopsis
Fancy An Indian?: Well, goodness gracious me! On the menu today are five deliciously spicy dishes, all Indian, and all hot and ready to go. For starters there is shy retiring Baljit, who takes time out from working in her Uncle's shop to get porked senseless by Super Mario before he covers her in his own special cream sauce. Next up is buxom bespectacled babe Rhani. A student from Goa, she speaks little English - but grins gloriously as Pascal stuffs his huge shami kebab up her big butt. Leggy Christina adds a bit of Bollywood to the mix when she makes her movie debut. The classic Indian beauty really loves it off the bone! On the streets of South London Ben curries favour with Aisha (Jade Newman), a fine young piece of Bengali booty. Back at her place, Ben's stud stuffs it right up her Khyber Pass! Finally as an added bonus comes a side order of Gita, a genuine virgin who tastes cock for the very first time!
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