The Bare Dick Project
"In the woods, no one can hear you cream."
Synopsis
This well-done parody of the Blair Witch phenomenon. Three straight young film students went on an expedition to make a documentary about the infamous Bare Dick hauntings near Bugger Rock, never to be seen again by their girlfriends. You can guess what becomes of them. Setting the scene are interviews. Our three young heroes stumbling through the woods, finding condoms and dildos hanging from trees along the way. They lose their map, and at night hear moaning, which forces them to hold tight - and fuck each other senseless. If you've seen the film this is based on, you know where it goes plot-wise, and it goes there very well - with a number of super hot sandwich fucks and plenty of gut-level laughter, too. The boys here range from slim and smooth to lean and studly, so you'll walk away happy and you may just want to take a trip to these woods...
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