Kick Ass Chicks 73: Cheerleaders
Synopsis
The jocks got the cheerleaders. That we know. Proof that life isn't fair, while the rest of us boosters and studious types froze our butts off under the Friday night lights rooting the home team on, the glamour boys of the gridiron were getting rewarded with huge amounts of ass. Doesn't seem fair. Then again maybe it is, because most of those guys are now in the infirmity ward with bad wheels while the rest of us are quite physically able to whack off to movies like this. We're still not getting the girl, but a good knee's a good knee.
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