
Really Bad Santa
Synopsis
There are just three scenes in this collection - but what scenes! What started as a fun mini series for the holidays, ended as some of the hottest and downright dirtiest video we've ever shot! John Connery is the baddest Santa you will ever see, who disciplines his naughty elves by punishing them with his massive tool. He's a strict master, they are happy elves… and if you can understand a Glasgow accent, he's also fucking hilarious! Arses are stretched, foreskins chewed and when the cum starts flying, it's the whitest XXXmas on record! It has two group sex scenes! It has elves! It has a very horny Santa! Treat yourself to some real fun this XXXmas!
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