David Argue
Brad McBain
Michael Carman
Sir Michael Kent
Mary Coustas
Lisa
Bruce Spence
Sprocket
Brendon Suhr
King
Des Mangan
Hercules / Samson / Machismo / Ursus / Testiculi (voice)
Sally Patience
Labia / Murial / Fanny / Delilah (voice)
Frank Thring
Zeus (voice)
Margaret Pomeranz
Self / Film Critic
Ivan Hutchinson
Self / Film Critic