The Great Upstanding Member
"Who knew an erection could be so hard?"
Synopsis
In the town of Mills Valley the residents are in a tizzy over the erection of a statue. Jay and Bonnie, two students from the local schoolhouse are following the action with their video camera when it is revealed that the proposed statue is to be built in the image of Jay's great grandfather, the Honourable Adam Miller. But Jay knows something the rest of the town doesn't: Adam Miller did some things that were not so honourable! Will Jay get involved and spill the beans on his family's secret or will he turn his back on the teeny-tiny town.
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