Colin Price is a C*nt
"Prop: Banner. Line: 'Oh my god, I've left his ashes on the train!'"
Synopsis
Made for the MAP 48 Hour Filmmaking Challenge 2025. Two women are waiting to collect ashes of their passed lover.
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