Wizard People, Dear Reader
"An alternate audio track to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's (nee Philosophers) Stone, essentially turning the movie into a comedy."
Synopsis
Wizard People, Dear Reader, released in 2004, is an unauthorized alternative soundtrack to Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, written by Brad Neely, a comic book artist from Fort Smith, Arkansas. Wizard People, Dear Reader is a narrative retelling of the lives of the characters of The Philosopher's Stone and the world in which they live. Presented in the form of a thirty-five chapter audiobook, this soundtrack is intended to replace the film's audio track.
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