Shrek Crack
"Mike Meyers said this was okay to do."
Synopsis
Shrek has been released from hell. He is now on a war path. Anyone that smokes flavored crack is fucked. If you think anything matters then fuck you. This movie could be the worst movie that janice.click has ever made.
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