Playing with a Full Dick
Synopsis
During last week's neighborhood poker game the guys started bragging about their wives. The stage is quickly set, outside bet on their better halves. Who can produce the best snatch shot, I mean snap shot in one week. Follow these guys around and see how creative they become. After all, the fun isn't winning the bet, it's getting your entry in before the next game. This is the only poker game where a Royal Flush is beaten by Asses and Eights. Remember, see you next week at the game.
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