Sergents Shafts
Synopsis
Now then lads we all know that robbin iPads and iPhones is just a big fat no and especially from your nan! And we do mean 2 big fat no’s..(well big fat choppers)! ‘Brutal British ‘Throbbin Bobbies ‘Sergeant Shaft’ and his stocky cocky Northern Inspector ‘Ivan Rageon ‘ Young hung and full of cocky British Cum stop the little cunt in his tracks after looting the locals. Theses Coppers got well nice proper big tasty juicy choppers and love nothing more than that smashing batons to be given a good old payback service! Introducing new fit lad Billy_Rose20 (X’him) and back on the beat is JayJayTeen (X’him) 140 mins of proper British film crossed across 2 blue light scenes. These filthy force lads are bangin hard on your back door! Let the fuckers in!
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